An Ode to my Car

I drive the best car in the world. It's a tiny little Ford Festiva, bright smurf blue, and gets about 100 miles to the gallon. It's been through hell and back, but my baby still gets me to where I need to go.

Monday night, while working, we had the biggest storm I've seen in a long time. And there was my little car, sitting in about 10 inches of water. Which is bad because she only sits about 8 inches off of the ground herself. So the inside was soaked. The next day, because of the water, my brakes froze up on me and I had to have them replaced. Grr. But my car is back in commission again and I feel it's time she gets her moment in the spotlight. So, without further ado... An Ode to my Car

Broken headlight

Dented hood

Scuffed up bumper

It don't look good

Pathetic horn

Obnoxious blue

Call it a dork-mobile

The Smurf turd too.

The seats are stained

There are spots of rust

It's ok, I understand

Laugh if you must.

The mileage is awesome

A blast to drive

A full tank will cost

Just a ten and a five.

No it's not a toy,

Doesn't drive by remote

Better to go in an SUV

Or a huge Cadillac boat?

No I'll take my little car

With her dents and her flaws

Cause under all that stuff

She's the best there ever was.